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Hey all you alter cockers!
Wanna have some fun?
Check out this site: Yiddish Phrases
And then get back to me!

A bi gezunt!

Today Only!

As a tribute to my many fans, today only I am signing my autograph on any photo you have of me for FREE!

That's right, why pay autograph services and fan clubs when you can get a free one direct from me IN PERSON!

I will be at a Starbucks in Houston from 1pm to 1:30pm today only. So come on by!

Finding me is your problem.

Sweet Dreams!

No links here!

Ahem.

To the person (YOU) that has been looking on from time to time to see what I've been up to, I have this to say:
"Howdy!"

Okay then. :)

My Plans for the Weekend...

I'm gonna quit smoking.

Nonsmoker: You should try to quit. They say its bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process.

Smoker: Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say its harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke.

Bowling anyone?

"One advantage of bowling over golf is that you never lose a bowling ball."

Greetings!

Hello to all you passer-bys.....and so long! I'm running off to the Big (shrinking fast) Thicket today to paint some more. Only a one night trip thank goodness!

All this traveling is driving me nuts. There is so much to do and I can't while out of town. Ah well. I seem to forget that when I'm there at least. It's so easy to to relax when your surrounded by towering trees and so little noise that we're used to in the city.

Have a fabulous Tues/Wed!
OH....and I think I'd like to go bowling when I get back!

;)

Thanks!

.....and goodnight!

Hello World!

WHAT A FABULOUS DAY!