Nonsmoker: You should try to quit. They say its bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process.
Smoker: Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say its harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke.
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I'm thoroughly convinced, there is no logic in the universe great enough to over power my ADDICTION.
Short of that "deadly diagnosis" being issued forth - and I'm not entirely certain that I would not be one of those idiots who continue smoking even after having a lung removed and needing to suck on oxygen tanks - I think I will probably smoke for the duration of my days in this biological form.
ack ack ack ya know?! cheers!
I say my good man! NOT smoking is fer quitters!
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